Why my mother had such a hard time teaching me English.

wuns ther was a hors.
the hors was a frend
of a fork. you now
wy?  kus the hors
ate with the fork.
and forkee got lost
and the hors lost
hiS hors shu and he
coud nat finde
it he found the
fork but he coud
not finde his hors
Shuo. but the tow
went on looking
for the hors-shuo
thay fownd a
hole thay lookt in
thay sao the
hors-shuo rememd-
re siad the hors you
can clime.  so thay
got the hors-shuo
owat of the hole.
the end.